On the other hand, my DH doesn't kick me in the head during the night with his toenails or poop on my mauve carpet when I leave him alone and forget to block it off.
Darn dog sleeps on a pillow at the head of the bed between DH and I. Smokey stretches sometimes in his sleep and ends up poking me right in the head and waking me up. Makes me mad. Then, if I let him in the living room while I go away, he poops there whether he's pooped already that day. He even has an open doggie door in that room and can get outside if he needs to. He uses it all the time when I'm there!!!!!! He never does it in any other room.