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Joke of the day (clean)
« on: June 17, 2010, 08:03:03 PM »
A preacher said, "Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar."   

With that, Leroy got in line, and when it was his turn, the Preacher asked, "Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you?"

Leroy replied, "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing." 

The preacher put one finger of one hand in Leroy's ear, placed his other hand on top of Leroy's head, and then  prayed and prayed and prayed. 

He prayed a "blue streak" for Leroy, and the whole congregation joined in with great enthusiasm.

After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked, "Leroy, how is your hearing now?"

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Leroy answered, "I don't know.  It ain't 'til next week."
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Re: Joke of the day (clean)
« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2010, 09:45:54 PM »
LOL!

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Re: Joke of the day (clean)
« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2010, 05:51:34 AM »
Good one! lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
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Re: Joke of the day (clean)
« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2010, 08:23:14 AM »
Granny isn't as quick as she used to be and I had to read his final answer a cople of times. LOL

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Re: Joke of the day (clean)
« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2010, 10:49:51 AM »
 ;D

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Re: Joke of the day (clean)
« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2010, 05:44:56 PM »
 lol
Scott I'll miss you buddy... :(

 

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