Deodorant Joke:
Blond walks into store looking for "bottom deodorant."
“Well, I’m sorry, Miss,” the clerk says, “but I don’t think such a product exists. In any case, we don’t have any.”
The blonde says “But I always buy it here.”
“All right, do you have the empty container?” asks the pharmacist.
“I certainly do” she replies and digs into her purse and pulls out a tube of Lady Speedstick, thrusting it into his hand.
“But this is just ordinary underarm deodorant,” he says.
“You people are idiots,” says the blonde, snatching it back from him. “It says right here ‘To apply, push up bottom."