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Joke of the day 4/27
« on: April 27, 2011, 02:13:47 PM »
Men Teaching Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER   

REGISTRATION BEGINS Sat, April 1st,  2011   

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM  .   

Class 1   
Up in Winter, Down in Summer -  How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.   
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..   

Class 2   
Which Takes More Energy -  Putting the Toilet Seat Down,  or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.   
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.   

Class 3   
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?
Group Debate.   
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.   

Class 4   
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--   
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.   
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.   

Class 5   
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.   
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM   

Class 6   
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups.   
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM   

Class 7   
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps & Shampoos?
Open Forum  .
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.   

Class 8   
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!   
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.   

Class 9
       I Was Wrong and He Was Right!  Real Life Testimonials.   
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined. 

Class 10   
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.   
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
     
Class 11   
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers 
Through the Windshield .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined       

Class 12   
How to Shop by Yourself.   
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. 
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Re: Joke of the day 4/27
« Reply #1 on: April 30, 2011, 11:22:21 AM »
I've enrolled her into classes 1, 4 and 7....   ;D
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Re: Joke of the day 4/27
« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2011, 06:17:42 PM »
haha I need to enroll in classes 5, 8, 10, and 11  {:-P;;

 

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