« previous next »
Pages: [1]   Go Down

Author Topic: A Tip for Old Guys  (Read 1247 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Mikey

  • Trade Count: (4)
  • Members
  • Posts: 4070
  • Gender: Male
    • With us since: 05/01/2006
    YearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYears
    • View Profile
A Tip for Old Guys
« on: June 03, 2011, 11:44:56 PM »
A Tip For Old Guys
 
An old guy, and not in the best of shape, was working out in the gym when he spotted a sexy and beautiful young woman.

He asked the nearby trainer, "What machine should I use in here to impress that cute young thing over there?"

The trainer looked him up and down and said, "I would try the ATM in the lobby."
Logged
American Ponders Watergardening
American Ponders Pond and Koi Forum

-Mike- Husband of one, father of two, friend of many-
   
Cypress, CA Z-10b  NWF Certified Backyard Wildlife Habitat #24958

Offline Kittyzee

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Members
  • Posts: 3231
  • location: On a farm in West Central Ohio-Zone 6
  • Country: us
  • Gender: Female
    • With us since: 09/08/2006
    YearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYears
    • View Profile
Re: A Tip for Old Guys
« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2011, 04:17:27 AM »
 lol     ;)
Logged
LuAnn

There are things you do because they feel right & they may make no sense & they may make no money & it may be the real reason we are here:  to love each other & to eat each other's cooking & say it was good.  ~  Brian Andreas 

American Ponders Watergardening
American Ponders Pond and Koi Forum

Offline Jerry

  • Trade Count: (7)
  • Members
  • Posts: 10085
  • Age: 95
  • location: Northridge, California
  • Country: us
  • Gender: Male
  • "An analog guy trapped in a digital world."
    • With us since: 05/01/2006
    YearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYears
    • View Profile
    • American Ponders!!!!!!!!!
Re: A Tip for Old Guys
« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2011, 09:10:16 AM »
How many repititions? >:(-
Logged
Jerry
Northridge, California  
Zone 10


"Any women that tries to be the equal of a man, lacks ambition!"

American Ponders Watergardening
American Ponders Pond and Koi Forum

Offline CoolShades

  • Trade Count: (13)
  • Members
  • Posts: 798
  • Age: 67
  • location: Lancaster, Virginia
  • Country: us
  • Gender: Male
    • With us since: 10/08/2006
    YearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYears
    • View Profile
Re: A Tip for Old Guys
« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2011, 06:51:28 PM »
Only one, but with a lot of zeros!!!!!

Thanks Mike I needed that one!

Logged

Offline greenthumbnails

  • Trade Count: (13)
  • Members
  • Posts: 1076
    • With us since: 19/07/2008
    YearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYears
    • View Profile
Re: A Tip for Old Guys
« Reply #4 on: June 05, 2011, 03:47:13 AM »
 :D lol
Logged
My next female cat will be called "Whata Lily"!

Offline Indiana Karen

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Members
  • Posts: 1643
  • location: Indiana, Zone 6a
  • Country: us
  • Gender: Female
    • With us since: 09/08/2006
    YearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYears
    • View Profile
Re: A Tip for Old Guys
« Reply #5 on: June 05, 2011, 01:32:49 PM »
Good one  lol
Logged

Offline miguynmkoi

  • Trade Count: (14)
  • Members
  • Posts: 7003
  • Age: 2019
  • location: SoOC/CALIFORNIA Zone 10b
  • Country: us
  • Gender: Female
  • Smile!
    • With us since: 23/08/2006
    YearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYears
    • View Profile
Re: A Tip for Old Guys
« Reply #6 on: June 06, 2011, 09:52:54 AM »
 lol You had me imagining all kinds of imaginables.   {nono}
Logged
Pages: [1]   Go Up
« previous next »
 

Sitemap 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 
All photo's & content within copyright © 2006-2017 WorldWide WaterGardeners and it's membership "All Rights Reserved"