Reporter interviewing a 104-year-old woman:
'And what do you think is the best thing
about being 104?' the reporter asked.
She simply replied, 'No peer pressure.'
The nice thing about being senile is
You can hide your own Easter eggs.
I've sure gotten old! I've had two bypass
surgeries, a hip replacement,
New knees, fought prostate cancer
and diabetes.
I'm half blind,
Can't hear anything quieter than a
jet engine,
Take 40 different medications that
Make me dizzy, winded, and subject
to blackouts.
Have bouts with dementia ..
Have poor circulation;
Hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.
Can't remember if I'm 89 or 98.
Have lost all my friends. But, thank God,
I still have my driver's license.
