Just a note of explanation:
The small black circular object second from the right is a spring loaded key holder (remember Schneider from "One Day at a time" [1975] God, Valerie Bertinelli STILL looks GOOD!). Because of the advent of crime everywhere, When I go to the yard, I keep the doors locked, as well as all my outlying buildings being padlocked, so my key chain goes on the "Schneider" key chain for easy access at all times. Available at all Home Depots.
Y'all be careful out there, y'hear?