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Who says turtles won't lay eggs?
« on: April 16, 2008, 04:24:47 PM »
 ::) @O@ {:-P;; :D
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Re: Who says turtles won't lay eggs?
« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2008, 04:30:17 PM »
Ow!  That must have hurt!   :o

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Re: Who says turtles won't lay eggs?
« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2008, 04:35:43 PM »
If I made you laugh, it was worth the effort/ lol
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Re: Who says turtles won't lay eggs?
« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2008, 04:39:16 PM »
Oh... it's not a turtle egg...    :redface:
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Re: Who says turtles won't lay eggs?
« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2008, 05:25:15 PM »
Darn, I got all excited but then wondered why Mrs. Turtle hadn't dug a hole to put the egg in.
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Re: Who says turtles won't lay eggs?
« Reply #5 on: April 16, 2008, 05:37:48 PM »
Jerry are you having to give them demonstrations  ;D
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Re: Who says turtles won't lay eggs?
« Reply #6 on: April 16, 2008, 06:07:38 PM »
My wife went to a luncheon today to a place called "The Commons"  Very nice koi pond and dozens of turtles   100s of people go by all day and the turtles bask with no fear.  Mine are so shy.

Lawana:  Demonstrate laying an egg or??
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Re: Who says turtles won't lay eggs?
« Reply #7 on: April 16, 2008, 06:08:40 PM »
 lol jerry your too funny lol
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Re: Who says turtles won't lay eggs?
« Reply #8 on: April 16, 2008, 07:16:49 PM »
Jerry, you bad. I really thought your turtle laid an egg. Never mind that it looks like a chicken egg. You're bad!  :)
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Re: Who says turtles won't lay eggs?
« Reply #9 on: April 16, 2008, 07:28:36 PM »
well I knew the egg was not real and I wondered about the turtle because I thought you had painted turtles but I guess that is mikey that does. but your still dont look real at least the feet dont to me.
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Re: Who says turtles won't lay eggs?
« Reply #10 on: April 16, 2008, 07:40:19 PM »
Quote from: Jerry on April 16, 2008, 06:07:38 PM
My wife went to a luncheon today to a place called "The Commons"  Very nice koi pond and dozens of turtles   100s of people go by all day and the turtles bask with no fear.  Mine are so shy.

Lawana:  Demonstrate laying an egg or??
Showing them what to use the box for.....
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Re: Who says turtles won't lay eggs?
« Reply #11 on: April 16, 2008, 11:15:30 PM »
The turtle is ceramic. :wub:
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Re: Who says turtles won't lay eggs?
« Reply #12 on: April 17, 2008, 06:07:33 AM »
Hee hee hee, all the way around!
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Re: Who says turtles won't lay eggs?
« Reply #13 on: April 17, 2008, 08:06:49 AM »
the egg didn't fool me, our turtles laid eggs so I know what they look like.  But a quick look at the turtle and it's a pretty good imitation  {nono} fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me.  Going to have to be more careful when viewing your posts ;D.
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Re: Who says turtles won't lay eggs?
« Reply #14 on: April 17, 2008, 08:54:19 AM »
Fooled me twice!  :D ;D :D

First thought, "yeah right" and "ouch" if it were real  lol  But I had to go back to the photo when you mentioned it was ceramic.  lol  You so funnnnneeeee!!! lol
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Re: Who says turtles won't lay eggs?
« Reply #15 on: April 17, 2008, 10:11:38 AM »
Just want to know if the turtle went, balk balk balk, baaaaaalk with that egg.  A turtle with a chicken beak.  Hmmmm.

That is a good one you did Jerry.  Sounds like something we pull on our neighbor and he pulls on us. 

The other Sunday I was getting ready to leave for work and there was a Pink Flamingo in my yard.  Just one, and I know they come in pairs.  I thought some kid hi-jacked it from someones yard and stuck it in mine.  I just left it, I asked the neighbor and he denied it.  I did find out later it was him.

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Re: Who says turtles won't lay eggs?
« Reply #16 on: April 17, 2008, 01:30:09 PM »
Someone has too much time on his hands.   8)
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Re: Who says turtles won't lay eggs?
« Reply #17 on: April 17, 2008, 03:41:26 PM »
NO Barb. Laughing is important.
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Re: Who says turtles won't lay eggs?
« Reply #18 on: April 18, 2008, 04:47:23 AM »
Just kidding, Jerry!  I thought it was funny.
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