Why we love dogs! Bonnie, hope this gives you a smile!

[Jerry]

                   DOG DIARY

 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
 12:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
 1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
 3:00 PM - Ran back and forth in the hall! My favorite thing!
 5:00 PM - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
 7:00 PM - Got to play tug! My favorite thing!
 8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
 11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!


 CAT DIARY
 Day 983 of my captivity.

 My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
 They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear,
I nevertheless must eat something in order tokeep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.

 In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

 Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear in to their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of.

 

However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. Bast**ds!

 They continue to pick me up and handle me, an obvious attempt to subvert me.

 There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food.

I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

 Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow –

but at the top of the stairs.

 I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.

 The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

 Tonight I will again lay on their heads while they sleep and hope to smother them.

 

[Bonnie]

Definately put a smile on my face Jerry!

I might add:
4:00-  Ice Cream, my favorite thing!

Also Cheeseburgers from McDonald's drive thru, my favorite thing!

Cat Food, my favorite thing ....but my Mommy's least favorite when I have gas!

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Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear in to their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of.
And why do they feel this is necessary to bring us the remains??

[Kittyzee]

I laughed out loud at that Jerry!  I can definitely relate to the "cat" part....but they don't really feel like that......do they?

[purplepshn2004]

I enjoyed it also Jerry.   And I'm with Kit, I hope they don't feel like that.  My kitty knows where her brush is and if she wants brushed, she goes to it, pushes it around and I know it's time to pick it up.  She jumps in my lap and can't wait to be combed.  And everytime I go from the livingroom to my masterbath, she runs right past me to beat me in there.  I keep telling her, one day she will be the death of me, !!  We got her off freecycle a few months back, she is two.  She doesn't get on the bed unless we are in it, and then she will lay on our shoulder for a few mintues, get some petting and a talk to her then she is off to her perch.  She also runs wildely through our bedroom, bathroom during the wee hours of the morning and messes all the rugs up, she is great!

[Jerry]

It is very funny as are the comments. I think the cat is just tolerating us.

[EagleEye]

That is funny Jerry, but I think LeeAnnes signature says it all.

Steve