I was playing 8 ball with my buddy yesterday, his mature (over 50) sister walked by with a clothes hamper.
An item fell out, I thinking I was a D'artagnen made a deft motion with my pool cue and scooped it as though I had doing it all my life !
It turned out to be her panties
Everyone was cool and no one said a word.
I told my wife when I got home, she had a good laugh.
oh yeah, they were dainty!