OMG you all know how to brighten my day!!!
I've been going through a bit of a rought patch lately, and it really helps to come here and get some levity!
We also have the frogs going at it at night. Since we are on the subject here... does anyone know if the frogs make a "different" noise when they are actually mating? The past few nights we've heard something that kinda sounds like a turkey, among all the frogs screaming to each other. It's definitely NOT a turkey - we've had those around too, but they are nowhere in sight when we hear this and it's definitely coming from the pond area.
Feel free to post jokes here - they are gladly welcomed!