I wear shorts a lot, and a few cheapo pairs have very shallow pockets. Some bargain huh?
I threw them all away!
My bank sends me material saying I am a VIP. So when I asked for something and reminded them I was special according to their mailings, the Manager seemed offended and said, "we treat all depositors equal here!"
Hey, I told him, I never said I was a VIP, you did!"
You said it LuAnn!!!