Author Topic: Living on the Wild Side! (Read 2602 times)

Mikey · « **on:** April 11, 2007, 02:46:00 PM »

That's me! Today I noticed a white piece of paper hanging from the underside of the computer chair. I pulled it off to read, "UNDER PENALTY OF LAW THIS TAG IS NOT TO BE REMOVED". Yeah baby! Living on the Wild Side.....

Jane · « **Reply #1 on:** April 11, 2007, 02:50:46 PM »

Too Funny!!!!

You are the total Wild Thang!

Ok, now, go really wild with yourself........tear them off pillows! Dare ya.

PondmaninAL · « **Reply #2 on:** April 11, 2007, 03:19:06 PM »

Why not do 20 miles over the speed limit?

Scott

EagleEye · « **Reply #3 on:** April 11, 2007, 03:37:41 PM »

I think that you should arrest yourself

Steve

Esther · « **Reply #4 on:** April 11, 2007, 03:38:52 PM »

How dare you break the law like that? You of all people. Just because you are retired doesn't mean you are above the law now.

MikeW · « **Reply #5 on:** April 11, 2007, 03:52:13 PM »

I lived with those tags for over 20 years - unable even to tear them off pillows I was throwing out.
Thanks for the chuckle.

Cheers,

Mike

Argos5 · « **Reply #6 on:** April 11, 2007, 05:13:55 PM »

Does that make you a tagger ?

Teresa · « **Reply #7 on:** April 11, 2007, 05:34:15 PM »

Man I hate those tags!!! I need someone with theproper authority to come tear themoff all my stuff, once and for all!!!! Someone should charge to do that . . . . maybe that will be my next job.

Lynda · « **Reply #8 on:** April 11, 2007, 06:41:18 PM »

Hey Mike - I still know some police in your area....should I give them a call?

Mikey · « **Reply #9 on:** April 11, 2007, 09:25:29 PM »

That was enough excitement for one day as I kept wondering when someone was going to kick in the door and come and get me.....

Please don't call the cops! I've re-attached it....... $:-\$

I think for tomorrow I might go for a drive with my driver's side window rolled down and let the wind mess up my hair.

Oh yeah, we're really Living on the Wild Side now baby!

Viv · « **Reply #10 on:** April 12, 2007, 12:49:54 AM »

Evian bottled water carries a warning that the bottle is not to be refilled.

Hah!!!

Arrest me!

Daisy · « **Reply #11 on:** April 12, 2007, 05:01:18 AM »

Esther · « **Reply #12 on:** April 12, 2007, 05:08:17 AM »

I always thought that tag applied to before the purchase.

barb · « **Reply #13 on:** April 12, 2007, 05:15:48 AM »

Quote from: Esther on April 12, 2007, 05:08:17 AM

I always thought that tag applied to before the purchase.

That's what I though, Esther. Maybe I need to find a tag and study it a little closer.

happyoutsidegirl · « **Reply #14 on:** April 12, 2007, 08:47:16 AM »

I can see the rap sheet and news now! Retired officer arrested for tag removial

Sandye · « **Reply #15 on:** April 12, 2007, 12:23:19 PM »

OMG!!! Our favorite

retired "ossifer"

has become a criminal!

:'(

Whatever will he do after the "hair blowing in the wind" escapade?

Lynda · « **Reply #16 on:** April 12, 2007, 06:57:36 PM »

The really sad thing is that Mike worked at the Academy - training impressionable young officers. One has to question at this point what he taught them?

Mikey · « **Reply #17 on:** April 12, 2007, 09:11:17 PM »

LOL - I taught them to always wear clean shorts cuz they don't want to embarrass their momma...

Some people will disagree with the thought behind this statement but perhaps the most important thing I taught them was: Tis better to be tried by 12 than carried by 6......

happyoutsidegirl · « **Reply #18 on:** April 13, 2007, 04:47:01 AM »

Hay Mikey, you inspired me!!!!! Yesterday while comming home from town I had my drivers side window all the way down and the passenger side half wy down.

I like living on the wild side.

Mikey · « **Reply #19 on:** April 13, 2007, 09:09:15 AM »

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...and the passenger side half wy down.

Come one Debbie - Go for it! Enjoy the thrill of both window completely down! You only live once.....

Today I was going to drive in the fast lane of the freeway but I think living on the wild side was a tad bit too much for me. I threw my back out while getting out of bed this morning....

So I'll be gimping around for the next few days basking in the glory of days gone by in which I lived on the wild side.....

happyoutsidegirl · « **Reply #20 on:** April 13, 2007, 04:07:05 PM »

Can I please wait tell it warms up a touch? It's still pretty cool around these parts. Yesterday it was maybe 55--60