The sign is a gag, but fun!
I have Tomato's, many varieties, no Monkey Ass ones, sorry. Several varieties of Squash, Lebanese, Mexican and good old Zucchini.
Bush cukes and Pole Beans. It was in 90s today, the Nasturtiums will soon burn up.
Also seeds started for Johns Pecker Peppers and Jalpeno's. They are in a flat in the G house.