So Red admits men smell like pond scum....
And about wanting your woman or man to stink, that's a fetish thing and has nothing to do with sexual preference.
Annette...yeah, it smells JUST like stinky lotus and lily pot soil...but WORSE!
I eventually went out and used the power washer for the big sod trucks on the lowest setting and jetted the muck off my pants and out from under my nails.
We got hit by a BAD line of T-Storms yesterday so I couldn't go home until it was over. Was pretty scary for a while there.
The Optimum Guy and I had to stick around util 5, ended up making a pot of coffee and chatting about ponds, discussing a few of my landscape plans that
were lying around my office in some sort of progress and the Landscape Software, while the worst of the storm was going on.
Told him the stench was from the pond, then showed him the lilies in the back of my Jeep. (He had been watching me scrub my hands all afternoon anyway.)
When I opened the Jeep, that stench wafted out...so he knew it was the lilies...and not me.