OK, so I'm at Whole Foods, collecting free samples, and also a little cardboard box container of carry-out salad bar. Some lady sees my van outside, and she's in need of wallpaper, so she's laying in wait, to ambush me when I go out to my van.
Starts talking about her wallpaper job, goes on and on, topic after topic, her mirrors, feng shui (sp?), hiring day laborers and how to screen for a good one, her sister, on and on, beyond the point of a business conversation, and I've got to get to a job about 20 miles away, and she's STILL yacking.
I drop my free sample cookie.
She's still talking.
I'm getting fed up, and trying to extricate myself and head back to my van, when the free sample cup of deep red, rich chili tumples from its perch on top the slippery cardboard box, and splatters down my blue jean shorts and also the stretch cotton camisole top I'm wearing.
And she's STILL yacking!!! I coulda run inside and at least rinsed it off, but she's in the middle of some yarn about something useless that she probably already said twice before. Finally, pretty p*ssed off, I pretty well shouted at her, "I've got to GO!" and turned around and high-tailed it to my van.
Definately will NOT do THAT wallpaper job!
Question: How do I get the red stains out of my jeans and top? I washed it once, using some spray stain remover stuff, in cold water and air dried - no dryer heat. But the stains are still quite visible.
I'm really mad, partly because I like that pair of shorts, and partly becasue I had only bought that top two weeks prior, and partly because that lady went beyond RUDE.