You can't believe the mess I make of myself when I am working in the pond. When taking the toilet bowl brush to the algae, I get that stringy, slimmy stuff in my hair, arms and hands and clinging to my shirt. I shake it hard to loosen it from the bristles and it goes sailing every where and on me. I'm the "Slime Queen". I smell like stinking pond water, fingernails are gross and I'm usually wet to the skin. I have stepped onto the side shelves and kept right on going with a giant splash and the family run out to see me wet and miserable. I am "Slime Queen" plus Pig Pen and any other gross pond words you can think of.
