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Offline Jerry

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you must take this dimentia test
« on: June 03, 2010, 10:22:16 PM »
   
   
   FIRST QUESTION:

YOU ARE A PARTICIPANT IN A RACE. YOU OVERTAKE
THE SECOND PERSON. WHAT POSITION ARE you?

 
 





ANSWER :  IF YOU ANSWERED THAT YOU ARE FIRST,
THEN YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY WRONG! IF YOU OVERTAKE THE
SECOND PERSON AND YOU TAKE HIS PLACE, YOU ARE IN SECOND PLACE!

TRY TO DO BETTER NEXT TIME.
NOW ANSWER THE SECOND QUESTION,
BUT DON'T  TAKE AS MUCH TIME AS
YOU TOOK FOR THE FIRST QUESTION, OK?
 

 


SECOND QUESTION:
IF YOU OVERTAKE THE LAST PERSON, THEN YOU ARE....?
(SCROLL  DOWN)




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ANSWER: IF YOU ANSWERED THAT YOU ARE SECOND TO LAST, THEN YOU ARE.....
  WRONG AGAIN. TELL ME SUNSHINE, HOW CAN YOU OVERTAKE THE LAST PERSON??


YOU'RE  NOT VERY GOOD AT THIS, ARE YOU?


THIRD QUESTION:
VERY TRICKY ARITHMETIC! NOTE:
THIS MUST BE DONE IN YOUR HEAD ONLY.
DO NOT USE PAPER AND PENCIL OR A CALCULATOR..
TRY IT.



TAKE 1000 AND ADD 40 TO IT. NOW ADD ANOTHER 1000 NOW ADD 30.
ADD ANOTHER 1000. NOW ADD 20 . NOW ADD ANOTHER 1000.
NOW ADD 10. WHAT IS THE TOTAL?


SCROLL DOWN FOR THE CORRECT ANSWER.....




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DID YOU GET 5000?

THE CORRECT ANSWER IS ACTUALLY 4100...



IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IT, CHECK IT WITH A CALCULATOR!
TODAY IS DEFINITELY NOT YOUR DAY, IS IT?   

MAYBE YOU'LL GET THE LAST QUESTION RIGHT....  MAYBE...



FOURTH QUESTION:

MARY'S FATHER HAS FIVE DAUGHTERS:

NANA, 2. NENE, 3. NINI,  4. NONO, AND ???
WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE FIFTH DAUGHTER?






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DID YOU ANSWER NUNU? NO! OF COURSE IT ISN'T.
HER NAME IS MARY! READ THE QUESTION AGAIN!







OKAY, NOW THE BONUS ROUND,
I.E., A FINAL CHANCE TO
REDEEM YOURSELF:





A MUTE PERSON GOES INTO A SHOP AND WANTS TO BUY A TOOTHBRUSH.
BY IMITATING THE ACTION OF BRUSHING HIS TEETH HE
SUCCESSFULLY EXPRESSES HIMSELF TO THE SHOPKEEPER AND THE PURCHASE IS DONE.
NEXT, A BLIND MAN COMES INTO THE SHOP WHO WANTS TO BUY A
PAIR OF SUNGLASSES; HOW DOES HE INDICATE WHAT HE WANTS?





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IT'S REALLY VERY SIMPLE
HE OPENS HIS MOUTH AND ASKS FOR IT...
DOES YOUR EMPLOYER ACTUALLY PAY YOU TO THINK??
IF SO DO NOT LET THEM SEE YOUR ANSWERS FOR THIS TEST!



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PASS THIS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!
HAVE A NICE DAY, ONE AND ALL.
 

 

 

 

 

 
 

 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 
 

 
 

 



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Re: you must take this dimentia test
« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2010, 04:07:29 AM »
Funny Jerry ;D

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Re: you must take this dimentia test
« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2010, 09:23:10 AM »
Now why would a blind man need sunglasses?  :D
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Re: you must take this dimentia test
« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2010, 10:09:06 AM »
Jerry...if you're not the lead dog the scenery never changes.... ::)

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Re: you must take this dimentia test
« Reply #4 on: June 04, 2010, 12:00:20 PM »
Blind people use glasses all the time.  More of a cosmetic thing.
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Re: you must take this dimentia test
« Reply #5 on: June 04, 2010, 12:01:44 PM »
Hahaha I figured it all out....
I have one for y'all...
If a red house is built with red brick and a blue house is built with blue bricks.....so what is a green house build up with?

























YEs...glass.... lol lol lol
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Re: you must take this dimentia test
« Reply #6 on: June 04, 2010, 12:42:32 PM »
 >:( So what!  I already know I'm demented.   :P  But just to let you know I got all the right wrong answers!  O0

 

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