Flying my kite! (humor)

[Jerry]

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OLD LOVE

 I was in my back yard trying to fly a kite.     


I threw the kite up in the air, the wind would catch it for a few seconds, then it would come crashing back down to earth.

I tried this a few more times with no success.
All the while, Elaine is watching from the kitchen window,
Muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything.

She opens the window and yelled to me,

'You need a piece of tail.'

I turned with a confused look on my face and said,

'Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite.'
 
 

[SueSTx]

         

[Kittyzee]

 You get so creative when things are slow here Jerry!   

[Jerry]

Thanks LuAnn, I try, and by the way it is not true

[Kittyzee]

 

[miguynmkoi]

      WHAT!  It's not true!?! 

[2vetts]

yep , you come up with some good ones . unfortunately even more humorous if you've lived it for the last 30+ years .

[Jerry]

Nah. I just used her name. I just told her what I did. She was not pleased!

[Esther]

Jerry, I didn't understand that...???









Not true.

[Jerry]

I used my Wife's name in the joke.  That was a little fib.  Just an internet joke I tried to personalize.