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JOKE OF THE DAY
« on: November 22, 2010, 05:55:11 PM »
A man was driving when he saw the flash of a traffic camera.
 
He figured that his picture had been taken for exceeding the limit even though he knew that he was not speeding.
 
Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed.
 
Now he began to think that this was quite funny, so he drove even slower as he passed the area once more, but the traffic camera again flashed.
 
He tried a fourth and fifth time with the same results and was now laughing as the camera flashed while he rolled past at a snail's pace.
 
Two weeks  later, he got five tickets in the mail for driving without a seat belt.
 
You can't fix stupid.
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Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2010, 09:42:18 PM »
 lol

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Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
« Reply #2 on: November 24, 2010, 02:58:59 PM »
SENIOR DRIVING
 
    As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.  Answering, he heard his wife’s voice urgently warning him, “Herman, I just heard on the news that there’s a car going the wrong way on Interstate 77.  Please be careful!”  “Hell,” said Herman, “It’s not just one car.  It’s hundreds of them!”
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Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2010, 10:09:35 PM »
 lol

 

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