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Joke of the Day!
« on: June 20, 2011, 06:21:16 PM »
 








 
 
 An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up...



The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said, 'Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that Doc?'



The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story.
'I have an older friend , much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season.'



One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge.



He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'. Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that ?' asked the doctor.

The 86-year-old said, 'Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.'

The doctor replied , 'My point exactly.'
 
 




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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2011, 07:58:28 AM »
Jerry, Jerry, Jerry....  ::)
I'm broke and can't afford to pay attention, so you might have to lend me an ear.

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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2011, 09:52:39 AM »
the doc must have thought someone had it in for him .

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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2011, 10:39:16 AM »
I didn't get the beaver reference till now. Do I delete? Is it offensive?
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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2011, 10:46:35 AM »
I caught the "beaver" reference and must admit I found myself laughing.... and like Michael thought, Jerry, Jerry.....   {:-P;;
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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #5 on: June 21, 2011, 12:52:34 PM »
should I delete? :'(
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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #6 on: June 21, 2011, 01:59:15 PM »
Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.... :o  {:-P;; Do we have to make a special column for Jerry's jokes!?!

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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #7 on: June 21, 2011, 03:06:40 PM »
What's this "WE" business? @O@
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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #8 on: June 21, 2011, 05:03:31 PM »
I didn't find your joke offensive Jerry.....  My personal experience has been that when I questioned whether or not I should post something and I went ahead and posted it, I often later wished I had followed my initial instinct and had not posted it.
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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #9 on: June 21, 2011, 05:58:14 PM »
Well, I thought it was funny and funnier when you kept asking should you delete!?   lol
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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #10 on: June 21, 2011, 10:09:40 PM »
I am supposed to set a high standard here!  Well who is perfect?
Glad you laughed!!!
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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #11 on: June 22, 2011, 05:47:54 AM »
Jerry....Jerry......Jerry   {:-P;;

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Re: Joke of the Day!
« Reply #12 on: June 25, 2011, 01:53:54 PM »
Lol! No, don't delete it Jerry, I didn't find it offensive either.

 

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