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Six truths in life!!!
« on: August 04, 2011, 03:44:49 PM »



Six Truths in Life
 
 
1.   You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, a physical impossibility due to the tendons within your neck . 






2.  All dummys, after reading #1 will  try it.












3.  And discover #1 is a  lie. 















4. You are smiling now because you are a dummy.   















5.  You soon will forward this to another dummy. 













6.  There is still a stupid smile on your face ... 






I sincerely apologize about this but I'm a dummy and I needed company.      J

 

 

 
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Re: Six truths in life!!!
« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2011, 05:48:59 PM »
 lol     lol    {:-P;;
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Re: Six truths in life!!!
« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2011, 06:23:33 PM »
it got me too.
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Re: Six truths in life!!!
« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2011, 07:27:51 PM »
I guess you could look on the bright side, it could have been: "It's impossible to fart and cough at the same time".  that could prove a little more embarrassing... lol
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Re: Six truths in life!!!
« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2011, 07:43:31 PM »
Laughing here.  Yes, 20 seconds ago I was sticking my tongue out at the ceiling and the moment I realized I could do it I also realized I had been punked by Jerry....   lol
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Re: Six truths in life!!!
« Reply #5 on: August 04, 2011, 10:35:15 PM »
I was punked too Mike.
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Re: Six truths in life!!!
« Reply #6 on: August 05, 2011, 02:39:34 AM »
hehehe ... got me too  lol
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Re: Six truths in life!!!
« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2011, 05:14:51 PM »
 ;D  Sad...I fall for this joke all the time!  :D
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Re: Six truths in life!!!
« Reply #8 on: August 08, 2011, 05:52:13 PM »
Guess I'm a dummy too.  :D
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Re: Six truths in life!!!
« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2011, 09:36:40 PM »
You can all count me in!  Thanks alot Jerry, LOL!  lol
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Re: Six truths in life!!!
« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2011, 06:55:04 PM »
Hahahaha got me too... {:-P;;
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