Your lady is beautiful, I did find her blooming eventually on the website link you posted, but. I have a house hosta that doesn't like the treatment or light it gets, plain humdrum typical hosta... it was given to me by someone else that was killing it with too much water. If you want it... my hosta's kinda weedy too. I did sort of get all the leaves to quit dying back from the tip and it is putting on a few new greens.
