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Joke - How To Impress A Woman
« on: March 24, 2007, 02:17:40 PM »
Subject: How To Impress A Woman:

* Wine her,
* Dine her,
* Call her,
* Hug her,
* Support her,
* Hold her,
* Surprise her,
* Compliment her,
* Smile at her,
* Listen to her,
* Laugh with her,
* Cry with her,
* Romance her,
* Encourage her,
* Believe in her,
* Pray with her,
* Pray for her,
* Cuddle with her,
* Shop with her,
* Give her jewelry,
* Buy her flowers,
* Hold her hand,
* Write love letters to her,
* Go to the end of the Earth and back again for her.

How to impress a man:

* Show up naked ... Bring chicken wings ... Don't
block the TV 
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Re: Joke - How To Impress A Woman
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2007, 03:00:35 PM »
Oh, so true!   ;D
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Re: Joke - How To Impress A Woman
« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2007, 04:29:09 PM »
Reedman,
I'm dissapointed in you,

You forgot the beer O0

Steve
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Re: Joke - How To Impress A Woman
« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2007, 05:37:41 PM »
Quote from: EagleEye on March 24, 2007, 04:29:09 PM
Reedman,
I'm dissapointed in you,

You forgot the beer O0

Steve

My thought exactly!!!  ;)

OMG, I'm thinking like a man.   :o :o
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Re: Joke - How To Impress A Woman
« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2007, 05:37:50 PM »
You can forget the wings and the naked if you remember the beer . . . . . at least that's been my experience . . . . .
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Re: Joke - How To Impress A Woman
« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2007, 06:02:17 PM »
Why bother showing up naked if I can't block the TV? lol
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Re: Joke - How To Impress A Woman
« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2007, 06:19:40 PM »
Guys, such simple creatures!
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Re: Joke - How To Impress A Woman
« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2007, 07:01:02 PM »
We can't help it, we were wired differently.  Our genes want us to procreate, but in this modern society we settle for less.
A gal with a flat head is good too, a good spot to place the beer. o(:-)
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Re: Joke - How To Impress A Woman
« Reply #8 on: March 25, 2007, 01:02:09 AM »
 lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

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Re: Joke - How To Impress A Woman
« Reply #9 on: March 25, 2007, 05:02:00 AM »
You guys behave. If a woman could find a man even like have of all that it would be a fantisy! But I must admitt mine dh is pretty darn good at most of those. Espically don't block the fights! lol
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Re: Joke - How To Impress A Woman
« Reply #10 on: March 25, 2007, 05:37:59 PM »
If you look good enough, just show up naked. Forget everything else. ;) ::) 8-)~

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Re: Joke - How To Impress A Woman
« Reply #11 on: March 25, 2007, 06:13:30 PM »
Jerry, you kill me, flat head to hold the beer.  @O@ @O@ @O@ @O@ @O@
You must be one of those there shovenst pigs ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Joke - How To Impress A Woman
« Reply #12 on: March 27, 2007, 01:02:55 PM »
LOL
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