Me a prankster?
![Wink ;)](https://www.worldwidewatergardeners.org/forum/Smileys/smilies_smf/wink.gif)
Just a little bit.
But I once had a perfect opportunity for a revenge prank.
I was out with the girls one night, recently broken up with a long term boyfriend.
He had started dating again, and the girl was insanely jealous of me, besides being a control freak.
She had already keyed my brand new GMC Jimmy a few weeks before, just for being at the same bar as she was. My ex ended up paying for the paint job, since so many witnesses saw her key my car.
Anyway, at that point I thought all was well and done with.
![Roll Eyes ::)](https://www.worldwidewatergardeners.org/forum/Smileys/smilies_smf/rolleyes.gif)
So I was out with my girlfriends and my ex shows up with his buddies...without thenewcontrolfreakjealousgirl.
He tries to buy me a drink a half dozen, times, and I say no.
(NO WAY, she might show up!)
The bartenders (both friends of mine) are getting annoyed from going back and forth between ex and me, and one finally says, 'just take a beer from him Joyce and he'll stop bugging you'. So next time ex asked to buy me a beer, I said yes.
And then he starts talking to me and trying to pick me up.
Says he is done with thenewcontrolfreakjealousgirl.
He wants me back. (he is very buzzed and swaying) I dont fall for it.
Been there, done that many times with him.
I tell him to go jump in the bay. (which is right outside the door of the bar which is also a Marina) So he kinda leaves me alone, plus my bartender friends told him to lay off.
So then he and his friends start to throw ice cubes and stuff from their drinks across the bar at us. My girlfriends are getting pissed. It's about to get ugly if my girls get pissed.
![Shocked :o](https://www.worldwidewatergardeners.org/forum/Smileys/smilies_smf/shocked.gif)
All of a sudden thenewcontrolfreakjealousgirl storms in through the door, doesn't spot me (whew) and sees my ex. (uh-oh) Throws herself at him howling 'how could he have left her home waiting', that 'he was supposed to pick her up earlier', blah-blah-blah at the top of her lungs. She is literally beating on him. Me and my girlfriends are in hysterics across the bar from it all. (not to mention everyone in the bar was watching in shock) It's obvious he dumped her for the night, stood her up, was lying to me. Then he picks her up, flips her over his shoulder and starts hauling her off. That is when she spots me. I wink.
So there I am sipping on the beer he bought me,
watching her hanging upsidedown, truly flipping out after seeing me,
and I just couldn't let him leave without calling out (LOUDLY) and thanking him for the beer.
![too funny lol](https://www.worldwidewatergardeners.org/forum/Smileys/smilies_smf/2funny.gif)