Only joking ... just got your attention
I have been woring very hard this past few weeks re-furbishing McCoubrey's Irish Pub and replacing the rustic fencing in the Fuscia Garden
In that area there is a picnic table which I made some years ago from scrap timber. It had seen better days, but I thought it was still ok
Wonderwoman brought three beers for me and Jim who was helping. She and I sat at the table and Jim came over to join us. He is rather larger than I am. When he sat down the darned thing collapsed and my beer disappeared all round me. It was hilarious because nobody was hurt, just surprised (or maybe shocked)
The table has been relegated to the bonfire