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Death of Mr. Common Sense.
« on: June 10, 2008, 07:25:26 AM »
Unfortunately this is too true

Louis


London Times

Obituary of the late Mr. Common Sense

'Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.

It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an Elastoplasts to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; along with his daughter and son, Responsibility and Reason. He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, I Want It Now, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim.





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Re: Death of Mr. Common Sense.
« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2008, 07:36:42 AM »
 :'(  . .  He will be missed,,,,,

Offline EagleEye

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Re: Death of Mr. Common Sense.
« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2008, 07:48:29 AM »
Ya, I wish it wasn't so true.
(not all of us though, some of us have survived)
Steve
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Re: Death of Mr. Common Sense.
« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2008, 10:18:14 AM »
Probably why I have that slack-jawwed look of unbelief when I watch the news.  Or drive my car. Or shop.   :(
LuAnn

There are things you do because they feel right & they may make no sense & they may make no money & it may be the real reason we are here:  to love each other & to eat each other's cooking & say it was good.  ~  Brian Andreas 

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Re: Death of Mr. Common Sense.
« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2008, 02:43:18 PM »
You forgot about the wicked stepsister - MeMe
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Re: Death of Mr. Common Sense.
« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2008, 04:09:44 PM »
and her cousin "not my fault".

They say it always gets worse before it gets better. 

I hope this is "worst" and that "they" are right.

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Re: Death of Mr. Common Sense.
« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2008, 07:10:56 PM »
Too true & sadly missed..... :'(

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Re: Death of Mr. Common Sense.
« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2008, 07:28:14 PM »
 :'( :cry: :'( :cry: :'(


I miss him already.



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Re: Death of Mr. Common Sense.
« Reply #8 on: June 10, 2008, 08:24:08 PM »
I miss him too...but, ya know, he had been declining for sooooo long.  :-\  :'(

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Re: Death of Mr. Common Sense.
« Reply #9 on: June 11, 2008, 09:20:30 AM »
So sad, so true..........don't get me started >:(- >:(- >:(-

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