Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment
community.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma
complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy
was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to
pay their respects, including Mrs.. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the
California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Twinkie the Kid, and Cap'n Crunch. The
gravesite was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a
man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in
show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered
a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite
being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a
positive roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough
and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his
elderly father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the
occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone else who
may be having a crumbly day and kneads it.
