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I am about to become a Canadian!
« on: July 02, 2008, 06:47:02 PM »
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Re: I am about to become a Canadian!
« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2008, 06:56:03 PM »
"Coming up from behind"  lol

CAnada has a 46% income tax. Better stay, Jer...

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Re: I am about to become a Canadian!
« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2008, 07:02:26 PM »
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Re: I am about to become a Canadian!
« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2008, 08:08:39 PM »
I will cut taxes!

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Re: I am about to become a Canadian!
« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2008, 08:46:13 PM »
Where did you get the idea we have a 46% income tax?  I paid 17% last year in income tax.

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Re: I am about to become a Canadian!
« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2008, 09:25:53 PM »
That link gives me a busy signal.  I'll try later.

Both parents of the fetching Mrs. Mikey immigrated to the U.S. from Canada.  For many years I suggested she contact Canadian immigration relative to applying for dual citizenship.  She never did.  Roughly three or four years ago I contacted Canadian consular officials and made the inquiry.  Several days later they contacted me and I learned that the laws relating to dual citizenship had changed 1 month before and she was no longer eligible to apply for dual citizenship.....  As Maxwell Smart says, "Missed it by THAT much."
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« Reply #6 on: July 03, 2008, 06:35:36 PM »
Do you need a vice president for running mate?
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Re: I am about to become a Canadian!
« Reply #7 on: July 03, 2008, 10:27:57 PM »
Yes I do.  Seeking a blonde of the female persuasion.  A person from  the Midwest.  She should like animals and not be afraid of hard work.  Must act like a lady most of the time.
Cooking skills a must, and be able to hold her liquor.  A non smoker, and must have a sense of humor.
She needs to be financially independent as well as a good speaker.
Oh yeah, a snappy dresser! o(:-)
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« Reply #8 on: July 04, 2008, 04:54:40 AM »
OMG, I think you've found your woman!!  Also, my reputation is impeccable, so nobody will be able to dig up any dirt (funny pun) on me and hurt your chances!   @O@
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Re: I am about to become a Canadian!
« Reply #9 on: July 04, 2008, 07:30:31 AM »
I am one lucky guy! O0 o(:-) lol
Your contract is on the way!!!!
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Re: I am about to become a Canadian!
« Reply #10 on: July 04, 2008, 07:46:22 AM »
Yes I do.  Seeking a blonde of the female persuasion.

Jeez Jerry, I'm so shocked :o :o :o :o   lol lol lol lol lol lol

Don't be pulling our good midwest girls out to the land of fire and brimstone {nono} {nono}
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« Reply #11 on: July 04, 2008, 04:42:55 PM »
Jerry, we have a following already!!  I've got to start working on getting my feet into "real" shoes and by the time we are elected I'll have enough kittens for everyone--hey, that could be our campaign slogan!   :o   :D   lol 
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Re: I am about to become a Canadian!
« Reply #12 on: July 04, 2008, 08:48:01 PM »
A kitty in every home!  I like it.

I have been trying to post a wonderful kitten photo, but can't do it for some unknown reason.

(Do you think all the members think we are nuts?  Maybe just a little?)
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« Reply #13 on: July 04, 2008, 10:59:07 PM »
We would not vote for you if you we not nuts, that and the kitten, I am a sucker for an kitten lol

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« Reply #14 on: July 05, 2008, 06:03:27 AM »
Yes Jerry, probably they do, and hopefully they like us anyway.... ::)   8) 

And like Tracey, possibly the kitten thing will be the clincher... lol
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Re: I am about to become a Canadian!
« Reply #15 on: July 05, 2008, 08:09:56 AM »
who doesn't like this?  I can hear all the AAAHhhhhssss  now.
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« Reply #16 on: July 05, 2008, 11:18:30 AM »
AAAHHHHHHHH!   He's soooo cute!  o(:-) o(:-) o(:-)

There you go, Jerry...but I would have posted that anyway.  He's adorable!   O0

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« Reply #17 on: July 05, 2008, 04:17:50 PM »
EEEEK, that little kitten needs picked up, cuddled and kissed!  o(:-)
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« Reply #18 on: July 05, 2008, 11:24:48 PM »
Don't we all? o(:-)
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« Reply #19 on: July 06, 2008, 05:55:52 AM »
 ::)   lol  After I posted that, I thought "too late, Jerry's gonna turn that around and it won't be about kittens!!!!  lol  o(:-)
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« Reply #20 on: July 06, 2008, 07:11:50 AM »
Madam VP, I was most circumspect.  The possibilities for off-color humor were endless.  I did pretty well.  Great restraint here!

Here's a truly heartwarming story about the bond formed between a little
5-year-old girl and some construction workers that will make you believe
that we all can make a difference when we give a child the gift of our
time.

A young family moved into the house, next door, there was vacant lot next to them. One day, a
Construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot.

The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all
the activity going on next door and spent much of each day observing the
workers.

Eventually the construction crew, all of them 'gems-in-the-rough,'
more or less, adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted! with
her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave
her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important.


At the end of the first week, they even presented her with a pay
envelope containing ten dollars. The little girl took this home to her
mother who suggested that she take her ten dollars 'pay' she'd received
to the bank the next day to start a savings account.

When the girl and her mom got to the bank, the teller was equally
impressed and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own pay
check at such a young age. The little girl proudly replied, 'I worked
last week with a real construction crew building the new house next door
to us.'

'Oh my goodness gracious,' said the teller, 'and will you be working on
the house again this week, too?' The little girl replied, 'I will, if
those assholes at Home Depot ever deliver the f*ckin' sheet rock...'

Kind of brings a tear to the eye - doesn't it?



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« Reply #21 on: July 06, 2008, 07:29:53 PM »
 lol   :D  Thanks Jerry, I needed that! I wasn't expecting that kind of ending!    o(:-)   A little girl after my own heart  ;D   
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« Reply #22 on: July 06, 2008, 10:16:55 PM »
lol   :D  Thanks Jerry, I needed that! I wasn't expecting that kind of ending!    o(:-)   A little girl after my own heart  ;D   

I'll bet her Momma didn't think so at the time.  lol

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« Reply #23 on: July 08, 2008, 03:26:16 PM »
 lol lol lol lol lol------I love happy endings o(:-)

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